Kris Jenner Tried To Bully Simon Cowell, That’s Why Khloe Kardashian Got...
Share on Tumblr Wook Wook Kardashian is the only Kardashian who didn’t trade her soul for an iPhone 5 because she’s the only one who can count that high and realises there will eventually be an iPhone...
View ArticleKris Jenner Says Khloe Kardashian Was Too Busy (Doing Nothing) To Host X...
Share on Tumblr Khloe Kardashian landed the X Factor because her sister got urinated on this one time which obviously means she’s got the chops to get the job done. Except, not at all, because the...
View ArticleThis Should Be… Interesting: Jennifer Love Hewitt to Judge X Factor?
Share on Tumblr According to the kind of sources who know how Marigolds work and will happily dig through any kind of trash, Jennifer Love Hewitt will hire herself to judge X Factor so she can...
View ArticleNick Lachey Was Covering For Joe Simpson This Whole TIme
Share on Tumblr Terrible secret-keeper Nick Lachey let slip another secret this week. While sitting with his 98 Degrees band mates on Watch What Happens Live, Lachey was asked by host Andy Cohen what,...
View ArticleEven Randy Jackson Cannot Be Bothered With American Idol Anymore
Share on Tumblr Randy Jackson is the only remaining original judge on American Idol which, at this point, is like pointing out original features on the wreck of the titanic. He’s been there since the...
View ArticleX Factor Is Counting Coins So It Can Keep the Lights On
Share on Tumblr Up until very recently, shows like American Idol in particular had so many prime time viewers that competing networks would play re-runs and refuse to broadcast anything more...
View ArticleThe Prettiest Kardashian Was Not Impressed With Kimmode’s Met Gala Dress
There’s a lot of responsibility on the shoulders of Khloe Kardashian as the newly-appointed prettiest daughter in the whorehouse. Apparently, Kardashian’s new position requires her to grade the other...
View ArticleJennifer Love Hewitt Tried To Force The Client List’s Producers To Give Her...
The Jennifer Love Hewitt whose unborn baby, engagement ring, and Us Weekly cover you forgot about this weekend when Kimmode somehow tricked Princess Kanye into being in the same city when his kid was...
View ArticleKris Jenner Tried To Buy Positive Reviews for her Talk Show
Kris Jenner’s new talk show is so low rent North West does NOT have time for that. After weeks of hinting that she would exploit her newborn grandchild for ratings, Jenner basically snatched her...
View ArticleKris Jenner Learns The Hard Way Not Everyone Can Be Bought
Kris Jenner ran out of material during the first episode of her eponymous television show, Kris, when she exploited a random baby for ratings because North West is booked solid for the next year and is...
View ArticleS**t Just Got Real For The Real Housewives
The one with the weird hairline from the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to need to register for some gaudy overpriced trinkets to furnish her cell if she ever gets convicted on new charges....
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Needed To Be Told That Partying Abroad Right After Rehab Was A...
According to previous reports, Lindsay Lohan had done all the drugs in America (so many drugs she got fired by a drug dealer who didn’t want to be blamed for her death) so she planned to go party on...
View ArticleSince You Guys Were Concerned (Amused) About Adrienne Bailon’s ‘Lopsided’ Boobs…
Adrienne Bailon is apparently famous for working with Disney, but I only know her from dating Homeless Kardashian. She’s currently co-hosting The Real (which is pretty good, by the way), and earlier...
View ArticleKris Jenner Started A Slap Fight With The President
Kris Jenner is still hosting the talk show people stopped talking about after the first episode. Jenner had some promotional momentum built up from name dropping her newborn granddaughter. She cashed...
View ArticleBreaking Bad Fans Called 911 When Their Cable Went Out
I get that the show is much improved now it’s more than protracted silences and people eating breakfast together. But, seriously, get your s**t together, people. According to Gawker.com who saved this...
View ArticleKris Jenner’s Talk Show Got Cancelled…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Kris Jenner tried to buy positive reviews for the show that boiled down to her interviewing nobodies and her own relatives for an hour at a time...
View ArticleAlicia Silverstone Was ‘Too Beautiful’ for the Lead Role in My So-Called Life
Skimming right over the part where a bunch of people reading this hadn’t been born yet because my lawn isn’t that special so there’s no point yelling at you to get off it, ’90s teen drama My So-Called...
View ArticleHere Are The Three Judges You Won’t Be Watching on American Idol
Basically getting the job after a bunch more interesting people turned it down, quit or dropped out, here are the runners up who somehow got the job on shrinking franchise American Idol. After Jennifer...
View ArticleTrue Blood Will Die The True Death After Seven Seasons
Today in things I actually care about, True Blood is going to end after its next season which means there will be even fewer stories for me to watch on Sunday evening in my onesie. According to...
View ArticleSomeone At AMC Decided ‘Better Call Saul’ Spin-off Was Really A Good Idea
Breaking Bad is a couple of episodes away from an ending that’s going to be one of several on the $225 special edition (all seasons in a corpse barrel) Blu-Ray. The release of which is just going to...
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